2. Is from Krypton(the planet not the periodic element) but it got blewed up.
3. Raised by some farm people who are also cinnamon rolls.
4. Arch-nemesis is Mister Clean.
5. Back in the old days he had a new power every other issue.
6. Dies and then un-dies a lot.
7. The original supaheroh.
8. BFFs with BatDad. They prolly lowkey gay for each other tho.
9. Rly hard 2 kill.
10. Gets his powers with photosynthesis.
WARRIOR PRINCESS:
1. Usually stuck as the only girl.
2. DOES NOT HATE MEN. THE WHOLE POINT OF HER CHARACTER IS EQUALITY. GET THAT THRU UR THICK SKULLS. LOOKIN AT U BRUCE TIMM.
3. Lowkey bi.
4. The den mother.
5. Biggest badass in the history of badasses.
6. Super catchy theme song.
7. Her lasso is basically a glorified lie detector that can also be used as a weapon.
8. Her villains need more love.
9. Prolly secretly ships SuperBat and HalBarry.
10. IS FINALLY STARRING IN A MOVIE NEXT YEAR HOLD ME.
BATDAD:
1. Is an orphan.
2. Can’t stop adopting other orphans.
3. Hates clowns.
4. Very dramatic.
5. Seems everyone he cares about has died at some point. :/
6. Kinda emo.
7. Jerk with a heart of gold.
8. Names everything after bats for some reason? Like the bat-toilet, is that rly necessary?
9. Has like 4 sons who all look the same.
10. Does not eat nachos. Except he does, cuz everyone luvs nachos.
SHARKNADO:
1. Sexiest superhero alive tbh.
2. Superfriends highkey ruined his reputation.
3. He’s gettin’ a lot more love now tho.
4. Rules 70% of the planet. Get on his level people.
5. Communicates with marine life(”talks to fish” was too obvious).
6. Somehow makes orange and green look good together.
7. V badass.
8. Eveyone loves his hook hand but I think they need to bring the magic water hand back.
9. Gives no fucks.
10. Can control the sharks, but not the tornado.
MOLDY GREEN BEAN.
1. I’m highkey gay for him.
2. Typical str8 white boi except he’s actually bi.
3. People hate him simply because he wasn’t in the JL cartoon, which is literally the worst reason to hate a character ever.
4. He and Speedy Gonzales are highkey gay 4 each other but won’t admit it.
5. Space cop.
6. He lik 2 fly.
7. Human disaster.
8. Fucks everything up.
9. Deserves better treatment from both the writers and the fans.
10. Apparently the executives at WB hate him simply because his first movie was bad. It wasn’t even THAT bad, it was just “eh.”
SPEEDY GONZALES:
1. Ur too slow! Cum on step it up!
2. Adorkable cinnamon roll.
3. Took me forever to find a pic for him cuz most of the pics of google images were the TV show version.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
4. Also gets flack for not being in the JL cartoon, tho not nearly as much as his boyfriend.
5. Okay, I’m gonna say it-his canon love interest is a poor man’s Lois Lane.
6. I’m gay for him too.
7. His evil twin used some slightly confusing time-travel crap to kill his mom.
8. Good at cooking.
9. Can travel thru time and thru alternate dimensions/universes/timelines/whatever term u wanna use it’s all the same thing.
10. If the Rebirth reboot gets rid of his blond hair simply because neither of his live-action actors are blond I will legit kill someone.
TIN MAN:
1. Half the man he used to be.
2. Some people r still kinda salty about him replacing Marvin on the JL, but I think he brings a lot more to the team than Marvin. Not that I don’t like Marvin, cuz I luv Marvin, but still.
3. He’s like Iron Man except he’s not a pompous ass.
4. My son. I will protect him.
5. Needs an arch-enemy rly badly.
6. In fact, needs more rogues period.
7. Likes football.
8. Known for shouting outdated slang terms like “Booyah!”
9. Usually stuck as the only black guy, no matter what team he’s on.
other people about their favourite characters: I love this character. He is a subtle play on the real and conceived notions of humanity but representing two halfs of a whole that still represent the dictomy of being human, the balance between emotion and thought. He is the imperfect whole, he is so truly human and ect, ect,
me about mine: this is martian man hunter. he is ugly and green. i love him.
